fucK I LAUGHIED TOO HARD
For every restroom you go into, write ‘walrus’ on the wall.
Just do it okay.
Concerts, restaurants, movie theaters…whatever
just write walrus
So then you know…
some other tumblr person has sat on that same toilet
so doing this.
oh my some one did this at my school bathroom
here is a graph of the reasons i’ve broken up with people in the past. this is the ex-axis and this is the why-axis
*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
- gurlfriend: happy fathers day
- bf: but im not a dad
- gf: :)